alzates:

abu-gail:

….WOW SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, THE SONOFABITCH IS TEXTING ME AT 12:48AM.

“hey you busy tomorrow?”

/*SCREAMING*/

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ASK ME TO WATCH THE SUN RISE, I WILL FALCON PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE ADAM’S APPLE.

LMFAO JUST SAY, “YEAH I AM ACTUALLY, I’M BUSY WATCHING THE SUNSET TMR” 

….ok.

he said, “wow u took a long time 2 respond. y r u even up?”

ok how about fuck you.

….WOW SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, THE SONOFABITCH IS TEXTING ME AT 12:48AM.

"hey you busy tomorrow?"

/*SCREAMING*/

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ASK ME TO WATCH THE SUN RISE, I WILL FALCON PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE ADAM’S APPLE.

I went from adoring everyone on tumblr to just…like…being happy with 4 of them.

alzates:

when you go through every other means of telling someone to back off without being rude, and they ask you to watch the fucking sun set with them.

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HAHAHAHAAH, FUCK YOU.

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when you go through every other means of telling someone to back off without being rude, and they ask you to watch the fucking sun set with them.